Found: “Dancing With No Money”

Note: this is a joke, provided by PerformanceRitual and is not indicative of Ms. Stern's opinion in any way, shape, or form.
Brooklyn Eagle writer Carrie Stern wants to know how dance artists are making ends meet in this economic climate. If you have any stories about making dances on a tight budget—creative fund-raising strategies, inventive partnerships, crafty circumventions of the law, turning your apartment into a theater—email us at contact@performanceritual.com, and we’ll forward your responses to Carrie to be considered for her summer column in the Eagle.

